As you may have heard, Mark Glenn, the host of The Ugly Truth, has been criticized in some circles lately for, well for basically having quite the sun tan. Seems that Mark just isn’t white enough.
Well, we sent the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr out to Bumfuck, Idaho to get the real story about Glenn. The tuyuur travelled from there to places all over the country interviewing those who know Mark Glenn the most. The results are shocking to say the least.
Please have a seat and make sure you are close to one of your favorite beverages.
The first person the Tuyuur caught up with was one of Marks older children, an extremely well spoken young lady who asked to remain anonymous. After dodging their questions for about 30 seconds she finally blurted out her true feelings.
“My Dad is really, really cool. He can do almost anything – build a house, live off the land, shoot just about any kind of weapon, cook, repair trains, planes and automobiles and write. He looks funny in a yarmulke, but I digress. He even has Ahmedinjad as a drinking buddy. He’s also my second favorite blogger. I just wish my Dad had a blog as cool as Mantiq al-Tayr’s.”
We found that just about everyone in the Glenn family (population 666), said pretty much the same thing – especially about the blogging.
The tuyuur then flew to San Antonio, Texas. They did so via Austin making sure that they passed right over Alex Jones’ house.
Anyway, in San Antonio they found Mark Dankof getting ready to do his show on the TUT radio network – a network that is not owned by Robert Kraft, but I digress.
Anyway, Mark, in his booming voice, made his position clear.
“I’M VERY GRATEFUL TO MARK GLENN FOR GIVING ME A FORUM SUCH AS TUT TO CORRECT ALL THE ZIONIST BULLSHIT WE FIND IN THE MAJOR MEDIA. HE’S A TRUE FRIEND AND HE IS AHMEDINIJAD’S FAVORITE DRINKING BUDDY. HE’S ALSO ONE OF THE FIVE OR SIX PEOPLE IN THE PATRIOT MOVEMENT WHO ISN’T BAT SHIT CRAZY. I DO WISH HE COULD WRITE AS WELL AS MANTIQ AL-TAYR.”
Back in the Bronx, the tuyuur circled around Jonathan Azaziah (pronounced “Tillawi”) Jonathan, as usual utterly unafraid to speak his mind, said to us: “al-salaamu ‘alaykum wa rahmatullah, inna lillahi winna ilayhi raji’un alhamdu lillah. TUT is good, but Mantiq al-Tayr is way better.” Praise God, rabb al-Alimeen.”
The tuyuur suddenly realized they had made a major geographical error – no they hadn’t said that Tarif Khalidi was born in Jerusalem, Israel since the tuyuur know that the phrase “Jerusalem, Israel” is nothing but a bunch of pure %100 unmitigated Zionist Bullshit, but they did realize that Hesham Tillawi (pronounced “inna lillah inna ilayhi raji’un”) lives in Louisiana, which I just figured out I don’t know how to spell, but I digress. So they got their feathered butts into high gear and flew to Cajun country in order to meet a Palestinian.
Hesham was his usual self. He was getting ready to do his famous TV show, Current Issues, and his guest that night was, I think, Mark Glenn’s favorite drinking buddy. Anyway, Hesham was gracious enough to give the tuyuur a few minutes of his time before the show and after having just led the maghreb prayer in front of 75,000 worshippers in Lafayette – having personally brought Shakira law to the city.
“I’ve known Mark Glenn for years. Thanks to him, and I really do owe him a lot, I’m now on ADL’s hate list. The fact is, TUT is an excellent website and the hosts there are great. TUT is almost as much fun to read as Mantiq al-Tayr.”
Finally the tuyuur ended up in Washington, Israel. There on Knesset Hill they found Mike Piper leading a demonstration in front of the Holocaust Museum. First they asked Mike about his latest book (as of 8:00 that morning) “Confessions of Guy Who Thinks That Too Many People in the Patriot Movement are A Bunch of Assholes” and Mike not only discussed the book at length with them he even autographed their copies.
But then they got down to business. “What do you think of Mark Glenn?” Mike paused for a moment, smiled, and then in his throaty voice came out with his answer. Oh wait, before he did that he told them a joke. “Why was Hitler afraid of going to hell?” The tuyuur moved their beaks back and forth as if to say “we’re clueless”. “Because he knew there’d be six million jews there waiting for him.” Ahem. “Just answer the question Mike.”
“Okay. I probably know Mark better than anyone. I speak with him on the phone at least 10 times a day. Did you know that he’s Ahmedinejad’s drinking buddy?” “Uh, yes, we’ve heard that.”
“Anyway, Mark is one of the most well-informed, active, well-meaning members of the Patriot movement I’ve ever met. I’ve learned more from him than anyone else. I just wish the TUT site was as good as Mantiq al-Tayr’s. There, I said it. Ye shall know the truth.”
“Hey, that’s a good plug for your latest book.”
“Yeah, I just thought I’d get that in.”
“Thanks Mike.” And with that the Tuyuur went off to the ADL to get more dirt on Mark Glenn. The ADL informed us that:
“Even Shas Party members know that Mark Glenn maintains an anti-Semitic conspiracy-oriented blog called “The Ugly Truth,” and runs an internet radio show on which he features numerous anti-Semitic hosts and guests. In a March 2012 Press TV appearance, Glenn compared the situation of the Palestinians to that of European Jews during the Holocaust saying that the Palestinians are “suffering the same thing and worse. . .” “TUT is way better than Mantiq al-Tayr though.”
And I guess that pretty much says it all.
On the Searching for al-Khidr site I don’t really plan to do much in the way of posting videos. But if you’ve read this far you deserve to be rewarded.
And below is Clare Daly speaking her mind.
Can you sing “Happy Birthday ADL”?
Mark Glenn probably thinks he’s related to her too. 🙂